A couple of Laughs...
Today I was working on a printer (a Lexmark X1185, to be precise) trying to get it cleaned. In the maintenance section of the printer properties, it had a number of tools.
1. Clean to fix horizontal streaks
2. Troubleshoot other ink problems
3. Align to fix blurry edges and....
4. Remove Japanese postcard residue.
I kid you not. That's what it said.
Last Thursday I had my first Astronomy class. I learned a number of interesting things (one of which is that my professor is coming from the perspective that the universe is 14.5 Billion years old, which, since I'm a Christian, I'm having a rather difficult time with...) Another interesting thing I learned is that there are clouds of dust out there in outer space. That's right - Dust. But not only dust. Dust, and all the chemicals and components needed to create human life, and DNA, etc. My first thought was: "How ironic. Man has finally discovered that God has just the materials ready to replace us!"
I just found those rather entertaining and so I thought I'd post them. :-)
1. Clean to fix horizontal streaks
2. Troubleshoot other ink problems
3. Align to fix blurry edges and....
4. Remove Japanese postcard residue.
I kid you not. That's what it said.
Last Thursday I had my first Astronomy class. I learned a number of interesting things (one of which is that my professor is coming from the perspective that the universe is 14.5 Billion years old, which, since I'm a Christian, I'm having a rather difficult time with...) Another interesting thing I learned is that there are clouds of dust out there in outer space. That's right - Dust. But not only dust. Dust, and all the chemicals and components needed to create human life, and DNA, etc. My first thought was: "How ironic. Man has finally discovered that God has just the materials ready to replace us!"
I just found those rather entertaining and so I thought I'd post them. :-)
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